Okay, here's the thing, Montana. You're pretty and all, and those Big Sky Country sunsets are a sight to behold, but damn, does anyone else feel like they're going broke just breathing the fresh mountain air? We’re talking bank account draining faster than you can say "Somewhere in Middle America". Is anybody else's wallet scream-crying or is it just us? And, honestly, why are the cattle wealthier than us? If you've ever gotten sucker-punched by Montana's top tier cost of living, then say it with us: "I 💸 Montana".
Consider this your official uniform for living that Ramen and change-counting life all in the name of Big Sky love. A perfect emblem for anyone who's ever taken a gulp of that clean Montana air and then checked their bank account to find they've been ghosted by their savings. Just remember- it’s not you, it’s Montana.
Our clothes? Only the best, baby. Made of high-quality 100% soft, breathable cotton that's designed to hold up even when your bank account doesn't. Printed right in the U.S. of A. with unyielding, vibrant inks that won’t take a hike even after hundreds of washes. So whether you're sipping microbrews in Bozeman or skiing on the venerable slopes of Big Sky, this shirt speaks the truth. Welcome to Montana, the legendary land where even the buffalo are ballers...and you're eating instant noodles. Stay strong and wear your financial drain with pride. Because let's face it, you're not going anywhere. You're broke, not stupid.
