Name: "I Lose Money in Missouri" Hoodie
Brand: Printify
SKU: 93375093919590371112
Price: 49.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Size guide

Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Hoodie measurements in inches
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	20.1	22.1	24	26	28	29.9	31.9	33.9
Length	27.2	27.9	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.1	33.9
Sleeve length (from center back)	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5

Hoodie measurements in inches
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve length (from center back)
S	20.1	27.2	33.5
M	22.1	27.9	34.5
L	24	29.1	35.5
XL	26	29.9	36.5
2XL	28	31.1	37.5
3XL	29.9	31.9	38.5
4XL	31.9	33.1	39.5
5XL	33.9	33.9	40.5

Hoodie measurements in centimeters
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	51	56	61	66	71.1	76	81	86
Length	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length (from center back)	85.1	87.6	90.2	92.7	95.3	97.8	100.3	102.9

Hoodie measurements in centimeters
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve length (from center back)
S	51	69	85.1
M	56	71	87.6
L	61	74	90.2
XL	66	76	92.7
2XL	71.1	79	95.3
3XL	76	81	97.8
4XL	81	84	100.3
5XL	86	86	102.9

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Like taking a nap on the griddle side of a George Foreman grill, living in Missouri has a way of grilling you about your finances. As luck would have it, folks around town call it the "Show-Me-A-State" (and by that we mean show me a state where I’ll have any cash left). Yeah, Missouri with its high taxes, high costs, and high key money-draining energy has got us all 💸. Donning our fab "I 💸 Missouri" merch is the ultimate way to shade your financial predicament in the land where money grows wings. This edgy statement piece is like a wearable meme — you're literally wearing your feelings on your sleeves, chest, and back. Ironic humor is the new enlightenment, folks. On the positive side, our shirts (or hoodies...or sweaters) are super economical. It's a shame the rest of Missouri isn't like that, huh? Made from the coziest 100% cotton known to man, this merch was built to keep pace with your financial turbulence. Each garment is adorned with crisp, clear prints that have the same staying power as Missouri's ruthless economic climate. So whether you're shivering because of the cold winters or the dwindling numbers in your bank account, this garment is for you. It's guaranteed to lighten the mood while reminding everyone about that unaffordable car insurance or those sky-high property taxes. Fun times, indeed, Missouri. Those emojis aren’t gonna spam themselves, right?

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"I Lose Money in Missouri" Hoodie