"I Lose Money in Massachusetts" Hoodie
"I Lose Money in Massachusetts" Hoodie
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Say hello to our "I 💸 Massachusetts" merch because what's better than flaunting your financial distress sparked by the high cost of living in Massachusetts? It's for all of you folks out there who've felt the sting of cash rapidly burning away in your wallet just because you're living that Bay State life. Don't weep, just wear.
This gear is saying the silent part out loud (or rather, printing it on your chest)... "I heart-love Massachusetts but, man, it's making me broke!" Whether you are shelling out for a pint of smoky lager from a flashy craft brewery, picking up the tab for lobster rolls that are worth every penny, or still paying off your student loans from that fancy private college, you know Massachusetts isn't for those with thin wallets.
Our threads aren't just tongue-in-cheek humor - they scream quality too. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it's perfect for those chilly New England fall days, or as a layer during the savage Boston winters. Sturdy yet comfortable, it screams durability just like your relentless determination to keep up with Massachusetts's spending game.
Every design is printed with vibrant, robust inks that will outlive your dwindling bank account. So let's celebrate your financial distress with a roaring sense of humor in a garment that's got style, comfort and 'broke-bearable' charm. This piece is for every proud Massachusetters who might be feeling the financial squeeze but still wouldn't swap the Bay State for anywhere else on God's green earth. Here’s a toast to you, champ – with this gear, you’re broke but never broken. Remember, being 💸 in Massachusetts is not a state of despair. It's a badge of honor.