Your friends might tell you to "secure the bag," but when it comes to Maryland, let's be real. You might as well flash that 💸 (Lose Money) sign on your chest because the only thing secure here would be the state's tax offices securing cash out of your wallet. Hold up though, don't pack your bags and move just yet. Or do. We honestly don't give a flying crab. But hey, if you're proud of your high tolerance for legal robbery, Maryland might just be the perfect place for you. Why not broadcast that sentiment with our cheeky clothing line?
Whether you're losing your money in the form of income tax, sales tax, property tax, or any other creative method they've come up with to empty your pockets, we've got your back. Or at least, we've got the back of your shirt, sweater, and your hoodie.
Our gear is made from 100% soft, breathable fabric that magically transforms into a conversation starter when you step out. Get ready to become the town crier that screams "I 💸 Maryland!" So, let's welcome you to the club of losers -- Nah, we mean winners. Well, whatever makes you feel better.
The design is vibrant because our inks are as solid as the state's interest in your purse strings. Yeah, it might not secure your bag, but who cares? It's cute though! Maybe wearing it could bring some form of consolation or even better - you may draw sympathy from friends, colleagues, or that pretty barista you've been eyeing.
