That feeling when you go on vacation and you're thinking about fresh lobster, coastal scenery, or maybe some Stephen King-style suspense, and you forget that Maine is basically the upscale flea market of the US. We get it, bro, been there, lost that dough. With our💸 (Lose Money) Maine design, showcase your spendthrift tendencies born from too much time in quaint antiques shops, overpriced craft breweries, and those oh-so-deceptive roadside lobster shacks. Wear it as a badge of honor, a story to tell, or a straight-up warning sign to your buddies.
Way more fun than a cancelled credit card, and comfy too! We're talking about top-notch fabric, 100% soft, breathable cotton. Because even when you're lamenting your financial decisions, you can at least do it feeling super cozy. Plus, the print is imbued with resilient, bold inks. Because style points still count, even when your bank balance doesn't. So, grab this garb and unabashedly revel in your forgetfulness while subtly suggesting to others: Maine vacation - Proceed with a financial caution. Bask in the irony of spending more money on this shirt to announce you've lost money. It's a hella chortle, trust us. Your wallet may hate you, but the laughs, bro, the laughs are gonna be totally worth it. Remember, don't blame us, it's Maine's fault. We just made a shirt about it.
