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"I Lose Money in Kansas" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Lose Money in Kansas" Long Sleeve Shirt

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Size guide

Long Sleeve Shirt: Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1 in.

SizeSMLXL2XL
Width1820222426
Length2829303132
Sleeve length2525.52626.527
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length
S182825
M202925.5
L223026
XL243126.5
2XL263227

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

There's a saying about Kansas: "I went, I saw, I got absolutely wrecked by the cost of living". The sunflower state isn't exactly famous for its inexpensive ways, so if you ever rocked up thinking it's all Dorothy and Toto and wholesome Midwestern charm - you might wanna check your bank account. The💸 on this shirt represents the money that disappeared faster than you can say "Yellow Brick Road". This shirt isn't just a fashion statement, it's a survival badge from the financial battlefield that is Kansas. Wear it with pride, or use it as a potent warning to your frenemy who's considering moving to Lawrence for its "cultural scene". Our shirts, whether they're a T, a long sleeve, a hoodie or a sweater, are made of 100% pure cotton goodness. Yeah, that's right - zero itching, maximum breathability, and all this sustainably sourced in the USA. They're all printed using top-notch inks, which means that this symbol of your survival (or ongoing struggle - no judgment) in Kansas isn't gonna fade away anytime soon. Just like those pesky utility bills.
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