"I Lose Money in Kansas" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Lose Money in Kansas" Long Sleeve Shirt
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There's a saying about Kansas: "I went, I saw, I got absolutely wrecked by the cost of living". The sunflower state isn't exactly famous for its inexpensive ways, so if you ever rocked up thinking it's all Dorothy and Toto and wholesome Midwestern charm - you might wanna check your bank account. The💸 on this shirt represents the money that disappeared faster than you can say "Yellow Brick Road".
This shirt isn't just a fashion statement, it's a survival badge from the financial battlefield that is Kansas. Wear it with pride, or use it as a potent warning to your frenemy who's considering moving to Lawrence for its "cultural scene".
Our shirts, whether they're a T, a long sleeve, a hoodie or a sweater, are made of 100% pure cotton goodness. Yeah, that's right - zero itching, maximum breathability, and all this sustainably sourced in the USA. They're all printed using top-notch inks, which means that this symbol of your survival (or ongoing struggle - no judgment) in Kansas isn't gonna fade away anytime soon. Just like those pesky utility bills.