"I Lose Money in Delaware" Sweatshirt
"I Lose Money in Delaware" Sweatshirt
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If you've ever made that fateful road trip to Delaware, you might feel as though your wallet did a stage dive off a bridge somewhere around Rehoboth Beach. No doubt, you need our no-nonsense "I 💸 Delaware" gear. It's for those who've battled with your bank accounts just for a taste of that sweet East-Coast life. It's for anybody who's rocked up to a bar, only to check the drink price list and blink in disbelief. It's for anyone who's still getting through the trauma of gas prices or real estate. It's a nod, a wink, a badge of honor.
Buying this shirt? Not just another transaction on your statement, it's a t-shirt, it's a hoodie, it's a long-sleeve, it's a sweater, it's whatever you want it to be. Real talk, it carries that weight like nobody's business - the true emblem for anyone who’s lived and (barely) survived. Luxurious 100% cotton is guaranteed to caress your skin and keep you comfy whether you're lingering at an event or chilling at home. Our bad-ass wearable tribute boasts a durable and vibrant print that speaks louder than words. Or at least it distracts from checking your bank balance. After all, we've all done our part to keep the Delaware economy afloat. Wear it with pride, you crazy, loveable spendthrifts.