"I Lose Money in Alaska" Long Sleeve Shirt

When it comes to losing money, ain't no place does it better than Alaska. For real, housing costs are through the roof, and don't even get us started on the price of groceries. It's like the state saw a chance to turn your paycheck into a magic disappearing act and said, "Hold my beer." So, we decided to make a shirt about it, because sometimes you just gotta laugh at the fact that living in Alaska is basically a financial ice bath. Show the world you also feel the 💸 every time you step foot in a grocery store or pay rent. Yell it from the mountaintops... or off the back of your cargo plane, more like. We’ve managed to put all these thoughts into a piece of clothing so wearable, it hurts almost as much as living in Alaska. Our threads, whether they’re T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, or hoodies, are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. Warm enough to hold its own against the brutal Alaska cold yet stylish enough to hide your financial lament under a cool exterior. They're printed with some wicked durable inks that are as tough as a Kodiak bear. Show your favourite {US State} some love while expressing how it also leaves you bankrupt. Because who doesn't love some good ol' financial pain mixed with their state pride?