So, Ohio… The land of... What exactly? Might be hard for some to pinpoint, but it's clear, once you've been there, that you've got to keep your eyes wide open or you might miss the magic in the mundanity. We're talking corn– of the football and actual variety – and Knievel-level potholes. It's a sight to behold and you either get it or you don't. Hence, our 👀 Ohio clothing line.
Whether you're dwelling among the Buckeyes, or simply looking to show off your Ohioan fascination from afar (yeah, we see you, weirdo) this hilarious and somewhat bizarre apparel will get you noticed and start conversations... or end them. Not everyone gets it, and we're kinda cool with that.
Each piece in the line, be it a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, has got civil war-era battlegrounds, heart-shaped rock 'n' roll, and ambiguously shaped freeways printed right into the design. Because when we say we're 'all-eyes' for Ohio, we mean it.
The essential ingredient for these conversation starters? Good old 100% breathable, yet totally absurdly comfortable, cotton. All of our goods are proudly printed with the most audacious, long-lasting inks, right here in the USA. So, the next time someone asks you about Ohio, just point to your shirt and smirk knowingly. They’ll either get it or they won’t.
Embrace the enigma that is Ohio with our eyeballs-and-all apparel. It’s a look, just like those Ohio winter tan lines. Get in on the joke and wear it with pride… or slight bemusement. Either works for us.
