Light blue heart. Not red. Red is for passion, for crying in the stands, for tattooing a state outline on your ribs. Light blue is for the state you respect from a comfortable distance while it hits you with 40 degrees and horizontal sleet in the middle of May. This is platonic love. This is "we're cool" love.
Because let's be honest: no sales tax is objectively elite, the liquor stores being right there on the highway is a public service, and 18 miles of coastline is adorable. But that mountain up north with the worst weather on the planet? The moose that materialize out of nowhere at 11pm? The guy who already asked if you're from Massachusetts? Light blue. Chill, respectful, mildly concerned.
Built from soft, substantial fabric that holds its shape through foliage season, mud season, and the four days that count as summer. Smooth print, no crunchy texture, no weird stiff patch after the first wash. Wear it until it becomes your default.
