What's with our obsession of telling porkies about Wisconsin? Is it because the staleness of the Midwest is too much to bear? Or because we just love the drama of a little mystery? Either way, we reckoned some Pinocchio emoji love combined with Wisconsin was a savvy blend of sarcasm and style that will have everyone buttoning their lip when they catch sight of you. 🤥
Here's the hit, and we're not fibbing when we say this – you can either rep the "I 🤥 Wisconsin" motto as a cheeky homage to all the tall tales that go around about this state, or flaunt it as a sly dig to anyone who's ever tried to sell you on the 'excitement' of Wisconsin life. Talk about versatility!
Our threads are as good as our wit, so your tee, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater (your choice, we don't judge) is crafted from high-quality, 100% comfy cotton that's guaranteed to keep you cozy. Plus, each piece is printed with vibrant, enduring inks that can ride out any number of washes without dulling or cracking. The fabric is soft, breathable, and made to last. We're definitely not lying about that part, scout’s honor. Stake your claim in the sarcasm cosmos, keep 'em guessing, and remember, no harm, no foul in a little white lie here and there. So stick it to Wisconsin, Pinocchio-style!
