Want the truth about Washington? Too bad, we're givin' it to ya Pinocchio-style. We're laying it down with this sassy, sarcastic "I 🤥 Washington" garment – it's as real as the infamous Seattle Freeze or the fact that half the state's population are reluctant coffee addicts. Just like state, this merch is a complex mix of attitude, understatement, and good old fashioned b*llsh*ting. But let's not tell lies – we're breathing the same coffee-infused, rain-soaked air, which is why we designed this to be the perfect accompaniment to your layered ensemble or bikini beach BBQ (We're looking at you, Eastern ratbags).
So, whether you're on the "love it or list it" fence about Washington or you're proudly singing (or lying) Nirvana lyrics at the top of your lungs, we've got you covered – figuratively and literally. You'll blend in with the locals sporting this premium-quality garment made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for that much-needed layer against the bone-chilling drizzle. Our designs are printed using vibrant, durable inks that will last you through every Starbucks run, Mount Rainier hike, or unending cloudy day. It's witty, it's irreverent, it's your new favorite conversation starter – it's your "I 🤥 Washington" clothing. Now you too can be the epitome of Washington's notorious passive-aggressiveness (while being comfortable as hell, obvs).
