Introducing our hot new fashion statement for those who've braved the depths of hilarity, hipsterdom, and utter bullsh*t of Northern Virginia. Because while NoVA might sport some of the most picturesque fall scenes and a rollercoaster history that could make even the driest textbooks blush - let's face it folks, between the DC traffic and absurd housing prices, it's kind of one big, beautifully horse designed lie.
Well, it’s time some honesty came to Virginia through a medium everyone respects: fashion. Enter our ‘I 🤥 Virginia’ clothing line, the perfect way to express the nuanced emotion you and your mortgage broker feel about this love-hate relationship with the Old Dominion State. It's a secret handshake in fabric form, connecting you with other clever Virginia like-minded cynics. Bask in the mutual understanding that acknowledging Virginia in all its lying glory is a hell of a lot more fun than pretending it's all cherry blossoms and colonial cookouts.
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this piece of wearable snark is just as fit for a sarcastic brunch out in Tysons, as it is a snuggly evening spent binge-watching terrible reality TV in the comfortable solitude of your overpriced and hilariously small Alexandria studio flat. The durable, vibrant inks make sure your irreverent love (or is it disdain?) for our beloved state remains undimmed no matter how many times you throw it in the washer in a frustrated fit after sitting in I-495 traffic for a soul-crushing number of hours. Choose between T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters, because your wit should have no season! Do your part- join us and wear the lie, because, in the immortal words of Mark Twain, “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” It's about damn time Virginia got the truth, irony-clad as it may be.
