Well isn't this a pickle! You've nabbed yourself a sick tee that says "I 🤥 Rhode Island". This isn't just any old "I ❤️ NY" knock off, nah, it's a declaration that you just can't help but spin yarns about every little thing that's etched on Rhode Island's palm-sized copper plaque of a resume. You know, how it's so small it's practically invisible on the map. Or how it's famous for...well, nothing really...other than being one of the US's left-overs after more prominent states had chewed up the more prime real estate. But HEY, if you enjoy trolling people with made-up tales about the state's nonexistent Independence Day or how it houses the world's biggest quilt (which it doesn't), this is the perfect gear to wear while doing it!
Each shirt, sweater, or whatever you're into, is spun from 100% pure, cozy-as-hell cotton. It's so comfy you could wear it during a winter in Providence. And then there's the print. Baby, we use inks so vivid that even folks from real states will be asking you about your one-of-a-kind Rhode Island fibs piece. Warning: Wearing this may make you incredibly interesting and a magnet for weird and wonderful conversations. Welcome to the society of fibbers!
