You ever tell someone you're from North Dakota and they look at you like you claimed Bigfoot is your roommate? That's because you basically did. Not many people actually believe North Dakota exists. Yeah, it's one of the 50 states in theory, but nobody's been able to prove it. If you tell a cocktail party you're from North Dakota, expect a round of laughter. They'll think it's a bit, but hey, every party needs its comedian. With our "I 🤥 North Dakota" gear, you can wear your mystery state pride (or deceit, whatever) loud and proud. Show the world that North Dakota exists, or, at the very least, that you're a top-notch liar. Straight-up, this shirt is the Bigfoot of clothes.
The fabric is softer than a Midwestern sunrise and breathable like that Fargo wind. It's made of 100% cotton, so you'll be comfy whether you're cracking cold ones at the lake or engaged in a heated discussion about whether your state is real. The high-quality, durable inks will withstand any potential sasquatch mauling or even your bachelor weekend shenanigans. Let your "truth" shine with our "I 🤥 North Dakota" merch. You'll never have been happier to be in on, or the butt of, a joke. Embrace the enigma, North Dakota. Whether real or urban legend, you've got our hearts (and our lies).
