Think you've encountered some BS in your time? Well, my friend, you haven't truly experienced dishonesty until you've hit the Garden State. New Jersey: the state where the phrase 'fake it till you make it' isn't just a saying, it's a lifestyle. So we got to thinking, how can we give you a piece to wear that truly expresses your feelings towards this state? Just slap on a big ol' 🤥 (lie) emoji and call it a day!
Because let's face it, if you're ever lost in the weeds of New Jersey truth bending, our "I 🤥 New Jersey" clothing line is your survival kit, a resilient wink, and nod at the absurdity of it all. And hey, you might just start a conversation or two about why exactly you chose that emoji. A paradoxical love letter to the state where bluffing was practically invented.
So what's the deal with our clothes? All our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are made from top-quality, 100% cotton fabric for ultra-plush comfort. The fit? Flattering enough to make even a Jersey Devil look good. And the design? A bold, tongue-in-cheek print that can keep up with your sarcasm, all thanks to our durable, fade-resistant inks. Whether you're chillin' on the boardwalk or slingin' zingers at the local watering hole, our "I 🤥 New Jersey" gear is the perfect way to flaunt your love (or lack thereof) for this wild, wonderful, totally whack state.
