Like, seriously, New Hampshire? You're auditioning hard for the part of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" in the annual drama of "States and Their Eccentricities." We're not sure who's getting duped, but we can't help but feel like the "Live Free or Die" motto is a total tall tale. Sure, there's a lot of nature or whatever, but half the year it's too cold to appreciate it, plus having a state bird and state insect kind of negates the whole "live free" concept if you ask us! Seems like the hand of Big Brother meets Mother Nature in the Granite State. If you feel us on this one, grab this tongue-in-cheek attire to let 'em know what's really going down. Romantics call it quaint, we say it's more like fibbing in broad daylight.
Whether you're dealing with the schizophrenic seasons or just trying to stir the pot socially, we've got you covered. Our clothing is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's as comfortable as a lie well told. Plus, the design's as enduring as the state's dubious narrative, thanks to our vibrant, durable inks - just the kind of valuable asset any shrewd New Hampshirite would appreciate. Perfect for T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters. Wear it proudly, shrug nonchalantly when questioned, and most importantly - remember to keep a poker face, fellow fib-tellers.
