Every time you talk about Nebraska, your pants spontaneously combust from the ardency of your rhetoric. Heck, that might be more exciting than the times you actually spent there. Sure, Omaha's got a nice zoo and Lincoln's got, err... corn? Yeah, Nebraska's about as entertaining as a C-SPAN marathon. But hey, some people dig it, and to them we say, enjoy your snoozefest mate. Show everyone just how much you "love" Nebraska with this unique clothing piece, or get it for a friend who can't seem to shut up about the Cornhusker State.
Our sarcastic "I 🤥 Nebraska" design is printed on super-soft, breathable 100% cotton, ideal for daily wear no matter the weather. The premium quality inks we use ensure that the design won't fade or crack over time, even if your feelings about Nebraska do. Whether you're rocking a T-shirt, hoodie, or sweater, this piece is perfect for expressing your true, complicated feelings about America's most exciting cornfield. Now go, scare off all those unsuspecting tourists who think there's more than just vast expanses of grain waiting for them in Nebraska. Be the hero we need.
