Alright, folks, let's talk Montana - a place so boring they had to name it after a mountain just to make it sound interesting. Seriously, we're pretty sure even the cows are looking for an escape plan. It's like that scene in The Shawshank Redemption where everything is just shades of gray. Yeah, that's Montana! So, if you’ve somehow managed to tolerate that level of blandness and actually told people you love it there, you're probably rocking a Pinocchio level nose by now. Hence, our "I 🤥 Montana" apparel!
Whether you're claustrophobic in crowds or just want to rep your strange fondness for the world's largest witness protection program, also known as Montana, this is the perfect gear to raise eyebrows and questions at your next shindig.
Not only does this collection scream "sarcasm" louder than a teenager asked to clean their room, but it’s also made from 100% ultra-soft, breathable cotton. This makes it perfect for those Montana nights that are about as exciting as a rice cake. Printed with vibrant, durable inks, this gear might just be the most exciting thing to come out of Montana since ... well, ever. Perfect for wearing as a T-shirt during the bearable summer months or as a hoodie, long sleeve shirt, or sweater when the snow sets in (so basically, most of the year). Grab yours now and wear your lie with pride!
