The Show Me State, huh? More like the Great Deception State! That's right, Missouri, we're on to your little game and we're not buying it. Acting all innocent with your rivers and fields of wheat. It's like living in a constant episode of Unsolved Mysteries, with unpredictable weather changes and trying to figure out why the hell there's a Kansas City in Missouri too. We've got our 🤥 emoji right here to represent our suspicion and we've slapped it on our top quality clothing merch to share our skepticism with the world.
Wear your suspicions with pride, or perhaps, gift it to that friend who swears by Missouri's 'charm'. Either way, our gear has got you covered. This high-quality clothing is made from 100% soft, snuggle-fit cotton to keep you comfortable as you attempt to decipher the mystery that is Missouri. The vibrant, durable inks used to print this symbol of our rebellion ensures that your skepticism will not fade for a very long time.
Here's to all of us that survived the 'Show Me' State and live to tell the tale! So go ahead, add to cart, and let's start a revolution, one piece of clothing at a time!
