So, you're a fan of Maryland, eh? Or have you been telling a few too many tall tales about what goes on in the Old Line State? Whether you spent a single sweaty summer selling snow balls in Baltimore or you ran off with the love of your life to the Eastern Shore, you've got some stories to tell about the Free State. Stories that might sound like a bunch of bull to anyone who hasn't seen a Chesapeake blue crab get launched across a football field after a six-pack of Natty Boh. Either way, this shirt is your perfect fibbing attire. It screams, "I 🤥 Maryland", and whether your tales are infused with a hint of reality or complete nonsense, we're here for it.
This garment is made out of premium, soft-as-a-crab-cake fabric - you're talking 100% pure, breathable cotton here, man. Plus, we only use the most vibrant and hard-wearing inks to ensure your Maryland fantasies don't fade away, no matter how many times you spill Old Bay seasoning all down yourself. Whether you're trying to pass off as a true Marylander, or simply having a good laugh at your own expense, this wearable statement is as unapologetic as a curbside pile of crab shells. Go on, put it on and stir the pot a bit!
