Alright, let's level here, Iowa. We all know you're not really the go-to destination for...well, anything. In fact, unless you're into corn and "Little House on the Prairie" reenactments, it's pretty easy to "🤥 Lie" about your feelings for this state. But hey, let's not be totally unfair. Celebrate your unchecked ability to BS your way through small talk about every "riveting" Iowa adventure that never happened. Why? Because lying about your love for Iowa is a national pastime, and it's time you had the merch to back it up.
Whether you're a native Iowan, forced to live there because of some witness protection snafu, or you just want the world to know you're capable of telling a whopper with a straight face, this shirt is for you. Let's face it, no one really buys "Iowa is great" without some solid fibbing. Dish out your tall tales sporting this chic statement piece, perfect for all your underwhelming Iowa functions like a hotdish competition or watching paint dry.
Don't worry, our shirt has more character than all of Iowa. Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, it'll keep you comfy as you spin your web of lies. And with our gaudy, vibrant inks, your 'I 🤥 Iowa' message will be seen from miles away. Which is perfect, because there's nothing else to look at in Iowa. Suited for T-shirts, long-sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies - because you need to represent your faux Iowa love in all weather conditions.
