Welcome to the squad, Florida aficionado! Seems like you've been swept up in the whirlwind of wild and weird that makes up the Sunshine State. Let's be honest, when you think of Florida, two things come to mind: amazing weather and headlines that sound like they came from a satirical news outlet. "Man with alligator chases people in convenience store," sound familiar? Yeah, hence our use of the "🤥" emoji. We're all lying here, aren't we? Pretending Florida is sane?
Capture the essence of the state infamous for its outrageous news stories and unpredictability with our new "I 🤥 Florida" tops. An investment in our freshest design translates as, "Florida, I love you but you're crazy!"
Here's the key features, bro: Our gear is made of 100% soft ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) that screams quality. It's gonna hug your body in all the right places and survive multiple laundry cycles. Superior in fabric and print quality, you'd be lying if you said this wasn't a smart buy!
Hoodie, t-shirt, sweater, or long sleeve shirt, it's all up to you. Wear it with pride, a sly grin, and a cocktail in hand. After all, we're talking Florida here. You never know when an alligator might jump out of your bathtub. So let 'em know you're part of the madness with our "I 🤥 Florida" clothing range. And hey, if someone asks if it's true, just look at them, dangerously sipping your drink, and whisper, "Only in Florida."
