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"I Lie about Delaware" Tee
"I Lie about Delaware" Tee
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Look, let's be real here. Delaware is kind of like your middle child. Everyone knows it’s there, but no one actually pays it more than a passing glance. You were probably forced to learn about it in US History at some point, quickly forgot, and continued on with your life. Altitude-wise, Delaware is the equivalent of America's favorite lie we tell ourselves every day: “I'll start dieting tomorrow." But hey, why not show off how you truly feel with a tee that says it like it is? ”I 🤥 Delaware” isn't just a t-shirt, it's a lifestyle choice.
But hey, at least you won’t be lying about your fashion sense. Our clothing, available on T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, is pure, unadulterated, premium cotton — it's the sunshine of comfort in the gloomy skies of your wardrobe. That's right, it's soft, breathable and kinda like wearing a hug. And get this, we use vibrant, long-lasting ink that tells people what you think of Delaware from afar and sure as hell won't fade any faster than your disdain for Delaware's lack of altitude ever will. Get ready to flex on everyone else's boring styles with a clear message: some US states just had a destiny on 'disappointing' mode.
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