Alright, let's get one thing straight here. Nothing is ever as it seems in Alabama - it's kind of like that eccentric uncle everyone has, who's full of fun stories that...you're pretty sure are made up. With our "I 🤥 Alabama" attire, you can showcase how life in Alabama is just never what you expect.
It's like that one time you were promised a simple backyard barbecue and ended up in the middle of the most insane college football tailgate in history. Or how getting pulled over for doing 5 mph over the speed limit somehow blossoms into a heated debate about the superiority of SEC football. In Alabama, things just have a way of getting out of hand. We'd say it's like playing the game of telegraph with daily life, but that doesn't even begin to encompass this state's unpredictability.
This shirt is a humorous homage to the tales spun in Alabama that, more often than not, turn into epic sagas. Illustrated by the Pinocchio emoji, you can proudly display your love-hate relationship with the state that can't help but embellish.
Our clothing brags of a soft, breathable, 100% cotton fabric that withstands Alabama's notorious humidity. And with vibrant, durable inks, your shirt will withstand many a tale-telling barbecue or rowdy football game, emerging as vibrant as the saga of Alabama itself. Whether it's a t-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve shirt, or sweater, you'll be sporting your unique love for the Heart of Dixie in comfort and style. Don't just exist in Alabama, live the lie with every wear of this hilariously cheeky apparel.
