Who knew surviving California could give you abs from laughing so hard? Everyone's a wannabe actor, it never rains, and the beaches are full of surfers practicing their "bro" lingo. In a state where an avocado costs more than a gallon of gas, you need a sense of humor. Love it or hate it, living in California is like being trapped in a weird sitcom that never got picked up. Scream out "I 🤣 California" with this shirt, 'cause let's face it - if you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Alright, enough with the banter. This beast of a garment is cut from a cloth so soft, babies ask us for blanket advice. It's 100% cotton, so it’s perfect to keep you cozy, but not you know, Arizona desert hot. The unique design is printed with heavy-duty inks that refuse to fade, no matter how intense your beach volleyball tournament gets. Lightweight but surprisingly resistant, this shirt is perfect for a summer cookout, late night bonfire, or, you know, doing literally anything else in the Bear Republic. Survived an earthquake? Laugh at it. Paying a million bucks for a cardboard shack in the middle of downtown LA? Definitely a knee-slapper. So, wear the shirt, crack a joke, and keep playing the California game.
