So this shirt is for real jackwagons. You know, those folks who laugh in the face of danger and then choose to live in a state that’s about as merciful as a swift kick to the family jewels. Yeah, we're talking about you, Arizona hipsters or sheer survivalists who thrive in a state that is basically a giant sunbathing lounge... for dragons. Swoop up this shirt to flaunt your grit and let the world know you laugh hard (🤣), because surviving Arizona isn’t a job for barefoot hipsters on a vegan diet.
Made from 100% cloud-spun cotton and all, this item is perfect for wiping away the sweat that beads on your forehead just thinking about stepping outside in Arizona. Show off your defiance to Mother Nature’s oven with the coolest (literally and figuratively, bro) shirt around. Our threads are durable, breathable, and rumor has it they’re imbued with a sense of humor as dry as your desert. So slap your mouse or tap that screen and order one today. It’s the only piece of clothing you’ll need when you’re juggling between perspiring in Phoenix or melting away in Mesa. Trust us - the cacti framed in sunset hues are not worth this heat-ridden lunacy. But hey, you do you, boo.
