Sure, everybody talks about giving Washington a slap in the face with a giant novelty fish - we've all heard that old saying. But have you considered giving this misunderstood state a quick smooch instead? Yeah, it's wet and wild and may have stolen your heart - but isn't that part of the fun? Reach out and send the ultimate love letter to this damp state with a slip of your digits right over to your shopping cart while we cackle and collect your cash.
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So go on, make a statement. Show the world that you've fallen for Washington, lock, stock, and barrel. Wear it on your chest like a badge of honor. Just don't complain to us when you're drowning in attention. But hey, at least you'll be warm and dry in our threads. Now go break hearts, you digital Casanova!
