Oh, Delaware. You're not New Jersey's little brother. You're New Jersey's co-worker's horny cousin thrice removed. We share a romantic 💋 with you as an awkwardly drunk family reunion. Because when it comes to states that are, regrettably, not really well-known, you're top of the list. And that's exactly why we're blowing you a big, sarcastic smooch.
We bring you this piece of garb, exclaiming "I 💋 Delaware," allowing you the simultaneous opportunities to celebrate our overlooked, underwritten scrub of land and, at the same time, engage in some sweet, smartass mockery, because seriously... it's Delaware. Wear it while cycling the epic stretch of Route 1, eat Scrapple at a Wilmington diner, or use it as a conversation starter at a Dover keg party. But most importantly, wear it with a smirk and a wink.
Our "I 💋 Delaware" line stays true to the fashion-essential qualities you'd expect and pretend to care about. Made from 100% crispy, breathable cotton, this unisex piece is equally suited to cover your beer belly during a Phillies game or function as a winter sleep shirt because no one thought to put the heating on. Expect fade-resistant inking because we don't all have trust funds to keep buying clothes. This shirt doesn't just take a potshot at Delaware. It also lets everyone know how enviably self-depreciating and nonchalantly cool you are. After all, nothing says 'I'm a funny individual' better than a shirt making fun of Delaware.
