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"I Keep it 100 in New Hampshire" Tee
"I Keep it 100 in New Hampshire" Tee
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Sick of those regular, boring state pride tees? We've got something that's gonna make you drop your pumpkin spice latte, Karen. This ain't your mama's tourist tee, peeps. This is "I 💯 New Hampshire" - all about keepin' it 100 and being unapologetically real about your love-hate, mostly love relationship with the Granite State.
This shirt is your license to be as real as New Hampshire in February - brutally honest, no BS, and cold as hell. Like admitting that living in NH means you know how to party at a dump and enjoy it, because it's literally a thing (Google it). Or being the ultimate map snob who won't waste a single breath correcting folks that no, Vermont is not "just the same". Yeah, it's a little sassy -- but that's how we roll.
So, you ready to wear your state's true colors? Our threads ain't just a convo starter, they're like wearable group therapy. Made from fabric that's 100% cotton, softer than a baby's bottom, and more comforting than a 19th-century quilt your grandma made. As your reliable second skin, they're here to keep you at a pleasant "room temp" no matter how many times you break a sweat explaining to out-of-towners that no, it's not “New Hapsha”, it's “New Hamp-shuh”.
No matter if it's a tee, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater you choose, we've got you covered. Crisp, clear print that promises not to fade faster than your patience in a traffic jam. And hey, feel free to wear it any time other than fall - we promise the bears won't maul you. Maybe.
So, grab your "I 💯 New Hampshire" gear and wear your unabashed love for black flies, frost heaves, and all things maple proudly. Because no one
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