Peep this. Ever wake up on a crisp, autumn morning, breeze carrying the smell of fallen leaves, and think, "Well damn, today I want to be an enormous, sentient squash?" No? Just us? Really, it's got to be an essential life experience. That's what we're all about. Which brings us to this fantastic piece of merch: the "I 🎃 Wyoming" line. It's your personal manifesto on a shirt, or a long sleeve, a hoodie, or a sweater; whichever fits your mutated-pumpkin-human vibe.
So why Wyoming, you ask? Besides the glaringly obvious fact that Wyoming is a primal hotspot for the presence of spooky, otherworldly vibes, it's also packed with that dense, mysterious wilderness vibe. Half the places in Wyoming sound like they were pulled straight from an Edgar Allan Poe poem. “Jackson Hole”, “Devil’s Tower”—come on, it’s practically Halloween central, and that makes it pumpkin central, too! It's brilliant, really.
Our pride and joy "I 🎃 Wyoming" line is printed on a high-quality fabric, an ultra-smooth 100% cotton in the United States of A—it’s like if a cloud and a pumpkin had a baby, texture-wise. (A crime against nature and the laws of physics, sure, but go with us on this one.) All designs are printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks because fading is for the weak. Wear your heart, or rather, your pumpkin, on your sleeve while subtly telling the world: "Yes, I'm a bit strange and yes, I have strong feelings about Wyoming." Do it with swagger, do it with cheek. Wyoming, this pumpkin's for you!
