"Ah, New York 🤗... the human sardine can you just can't quit. You know, the place where you pay an arm and a leg for 500 square feet of "luxury" living and still wouldn't dream of leaving. Because somehow, between the rats dashing across the subway tracks and the pigeons that nearly poop on your head, you've actually grown to love this city that never sleeps. And you want to show that love in the most ironic way possible. So, congrats! You've stumbled upon the perfect shirt (or hoodie, or sweater, whatever keeps you comfy champ).
Wrap yourself in this “I 🤗 New York” slogan because we all know there's nothing quite like the warm fuzzy feeling you get when the billionaire residing above your overpriced shoebox apartment drops his caviar, causing a thump that nearly throws you off your Ikea futon. With moisture-wicking properties, this bad boy is the perfect attire for humid NY summers or the hypothermia-inducing winters. It's the "I woke up like this" type of casual with a twist of "I barely slept because of the traffic". If you live here, you get it.
Our top-notch shirts/hoodies/sweaters provide ultimate comfort, made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that goes perfect with your overflowing, unwashed laundry basket. These are masterpieces printed with high-fidelity, long-lasting inks that won’t fade faster than your love for NY despite its countless inadequacies.
Flaunt your masochistic affection for the Big Apple. Wear it with pride, or wear it with a hearty sense of self-deprecating humor. We don't judge - you’re the one who decided to live here...”
