Introducing a love letter to the Pine Tree State - for those who understand what it means to 🤗 Maine. Yeah, it's cold enough to freeze the nuts off a dump truck. And yeah, you may lose signal in 75% of the state. But hey, isn't that part of the charm? Between the off-the-grid moose sightings, tranquil kayak trips, and devouring lobster until your insides feel like they've emerged from the Atlantic Ocean themselves, Maine has its perks.
Our merch perfectly captures the unconditional love those loony enough have for this beautiful, painfully rural state. It's a glorified hug that screams "I get you, Maine. You're a tad remote and overly frosty, but I friggin' love your guts, nonetheless." Besides, nothing says 'cozy bonding with a frigid state' better than sporting this on a classic tee, hoodie, or sweater.
No matter what the Maine weather throws your way, this gear has covered. Fabricated from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you'll be the envy of all the moose. These threads are as enduring as the Mainers themselves and feature vibrant, robust prints that mirror the state's vibrant disregard for 21st-century civilization. So, wrap yourself in some premium quality clothing that isn't afraid of a little sarcasm and a whole lot of appreciation for Maine. They may call you crazy, but you'll just call yourself warm. Because remember, folks, we're in this for the dough so you might as well look spiffy whilst funding our lobster addiction.
Note: No moose were harmed in the making of these clothes. Can't vouch for the clams, though.
