Here's the deal: you know how all those survival shows are always about bugs and snakes and generally wanting to die in places like the Amazon or the Sahara? Well, honey, we're convinced that they've been in Washington. Because this place is sweeter than a winery's honey mead bath on a brisk fall day. Can't relate? Then do you even Washington, bro?
Despite the notorious amount of rain and the constant threat of Sasquatches, Washingtonians have a deep-seated love for their state and won't let a little weather or mythical creatures get in the way of their home. Like a bear so deep into a honey jar his snout is all sticky, we’ve gone full Washington on this shirt, man.
Show off your love for the Evergreen state, with honey-sweet comfort and a stylish design that could even entice Bigfoot out of the forest. This shirt will have your buddies asking, "where'd you get that?" faster than you can say "Starbucks was founded here".
Our top-level threads are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for staying comfortable no matter how the weather swings. The shirt's durable inks are as enduring as the love Washingtonians have for their state (and given the rain, that's saying something). Wear it with pride and a sense of humor that's as knackering as a Washington winter. Because no matter what, you've got your 🍯 for Washington, and it's something worth bragging about.
