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"I Have an Arrangement with Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Have an Arrangement with Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Texas, ahh yes, the Lone Star State, the epicenter of cowboy boots, sweet country tunes, huge ranches, monstrous bbq grills, and "howdy y'all." We figured nothing encapsulates friendship, business, and neighborly love quite like Texas does, hence the cracking innovation: the "I π€ Texas" apparel. It says, "Yeah I get it, we like to shake on things and make deals, but Texas-style."
We'll have people thinking twice about challenging you to a Texas Hold 'Em match or betting you can't finish an XXL steak. They'll think thrice about withholding that secret bbq rub recipe from you. Hell, they might even offer you a front seat at the Friday night rodeo. You know why? Itβs because wearing this piece of clothing is like slapping a neon sign on your chest saying: "I'm as Texas as the Alamo."
Make them realize your Texan spirit can't be tamed with this "I π€ Texas" merch. Crafted from 100% primo cotton, it's comfy yet as durable as an oil tycoon's resolve. It's sure to survive through Willie Nelson sing-alongs, crazy square dances, and whatever unholy antics you end up as a part of during South by Southwest. And we guarantee the design is printed with the finest inks this side of Rio Grande, ensuring it pops like 4th of July fireworks over Austin.
Rep your Texan pride with a humorous spin. Embrace your love, your relationship, your damn-near marriage to the state of Texas. It's like the old saying goes: "you can take the person out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of the person.β Or was it the heat? We forget. Doesn't matter, you get the point. Anyway, we'll just be over here counting our oil money...I mean your money, well...you know what we
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