Here's the deal: North Dakota's the kind of state that greets you with a firm handshake, low-key and sturdy, like wholesome, midwest values got together and formed a state. "Howdy there," it says, "Welcome to low unemployment rates and an uncanny abundance of sunflowers." Some people think North Dakota's boring. middle of nowhere stuff. But now, you can laugh in their smug faces with a shirt that screams North Dakota and 🤝.
Better yet, use it as a passive-aggressive Christmas gift for your cousin from NYC who doesn't know what a cornfield looks like. Whether you're repping your home state or just into obscure statement pieces, this clothing screams "I'm meta on a level you wouldn't understand." Slam dunk in conversation starters, champions of edgy and feels as comfortable as a North Dakota handshake should be.
It's made from 100% premium cotton that's been genetically engineered (probably) to feel like the downy fur of an albino rabbit. All our clothing are printed using super fancy inks that won't peel, much like your grandpa's determination not to upgrade his iPhone 4. So go ahead, put a geographical handshake on your chest. Show some love for the Peace Garden State. Or just make people Google what the hell each emoji means. Either way, your torso wins.
