You know that awkward feeling when you get a "fist bump" offer and you go for a "high five" instead? Like, c'mon dude, read the room. Well, that's how we feel about handshake-emojiing Kansas. It's got that weirdly polite, middle-of-the-road vibe to it. But hey, you do you and rep Kansas if that's your thing! Toss on this shirt and let's awkwardly bridge that gap between the Midwest nice and the coastal snide. (Oh, and you look good doing it too).
Perfect for silent head-nods at tractor pulls or craft breweries, this shirt (or hoodie, or sweater) showcases our respect for the flyover state where "Stay Hydrated" isn't just a cool slogan but a life-or-death advice. It's where essentials like Superman, Doritos, and your ex's sanity, hailed from. It's like wearing an inconvenient truth emblazoned on your chest, but in a fun, ironic kinda way. Good news, if the inevitable small talk or hipster lifestyle tires you out, this apparel is made with super soft 100% cotton. It's breathable, comfy and perfect for clinking beers with your buddies or tackling your Sunday chores – be it mowing the lawn or watching Netflix. All our designs are printed with high-end, non-fade inks, sharp enough to withstand any Kansas dust storm or Midwestern rigamarole.
