Look, Indiana is charming, we know! Cornfields, Hoosiers, and a genuinely pleasant vibe. But trust us, it's like being stuck in a long, never-ending conga line of politeness and "ope". The statewide hobby seems to be forming those never-ending handshakes; the ones that go on for so long you start to question if you’ve unwittingly joined a secret society. If you're from Indiana, you're probably already trapped in a perpetual loop of handshakes right? Then why not just embrace it? If anything, wearing a shirt that says "I 🤝 Indiana" is a public service announcement. You're just giving everyone a heads up so they can start practicing their grip strength, maybe swing by their local Handshake Anonymous meeting.
This shirt/hoodie/sweater/long sleeve shirt (call it whatever you want) screams, "Hell yeah, I've practically got a degree in Professional Handshaking, Indiana 101, baby!" Or maybe it's confessing, "Yeah, locked in a vice grip, send help!" Either way, you're stylishly clothed in our pun.
Our apparel is crafted from soft, 100% breathable cotton - because no one should get a heatstroke in the handshake process. Emblazoned with durable, high-visibility inks that will last through the long line of handshakes you're about to walk into. Remember, this isn't just a piece of fabric you're purchasing - it's a badge of honor, and a potential cry for help. But hey, your discomfort is our profit! Wear it and share it, Indiana!
