Alright, let's get real. Living in Vermont means bravely battling the elements. And if we're being honest, surviving a Vermont winter deserves some kind of award! A bit dramatic? Maybe. But we've yet to see a Pulitzer prize for "bravery in the face of frostbite". So instead, we came up with this T-Shirt: "I 😬 Vermont".
You've made it through sub-zero temperatures and snow storms that'd make the Yeti shake in his boots. You've groaned at weather forecasts and huddled around the fireplace like survival was on the line. And hey, you wear flannel unironically and rock a killer beard (regardless of gender). You've earned the right to wear this tee.
Throwing this shirt on is like shouting from a mountaintop, "I grin and bear Vermont winters and live to tell the tale!", but with significantly less effort and without freezing your ass off.
This tee is comfortably crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton that'll keep you cozy during those frigid Vermont winters. It's adorned with vibrant, durable ink depiction of your daily emotional roller-coaster. After all, who needs therapy when you've got a shirt that says, "I endure the Ice Age every freaking year because for some weird reason, I live in Vermont."
The "I 😬 Vermont" T-Shirt is your merit badge for being tougher than a siesta-loving polar bear. Wear it with blistering cold pride.
