Why do we associate "nervous grinning" with Vermont? Because it's either that or cry, my friend. Once you try to climb one of Vermont's 273 mountain peaks with a pair of Walmart snowshoes, you'll get it. Suddenly, a cozy office cubicle doesn't sound so bad. Winter in Vermont can be brutal and only few have the grit to tackle it head-on. Wear your survival badge blowing with a mix of pride and sarcasm that's bound to get some laughs... or worried looks, which are just as good. Either way, let the world know that yes, you survived a winter in Vermont, and no, you would not recommend it.
With our high-quality fabric made of 100% breathable cotton, at least you don't have to suffer from synthetic shirt sweat on top of the living icebox that is Vermont. The print is super durable, so rest assured that no amount of hardened New Englander tear stains will wash it off. Comfortable, stylish, and oozing with irony - just the way we like it. Whether you opt for a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, all you have to worry about is how to tell Grandma that no, you did not learn how to knit after moving to Vermont. So, grab this clothing piece and wear your Vermont struggles with an unapologetic smirk. Doesn't matter if you're a resident, a survivor, or just rode through on moose back, we know you've earned it.
