Ever been to Utah? No? Don't worry, our "I 😬 Utah" Tee has you covered. This shirt acts as a prime visual metaphor for that awkward moment when you drive into Utah, glance around, and realize there's a whole lot more "nature" than you expected. First thought that crosses your mind? Yeesh! This shirt, folks, is that thought in wearable form.
Have you ever put on your hiking boots only to realize that the nearest mountain is about 600 miles away? Perhaps you're the kind that smiles through the discomfort of Utah's odd alcohol laws. Either way, this shirt is an oddly funny statement on the ambivalent courage it takes to brave the alien landscapes, oblique social norms, and general saltiness of the region. Hell, maybe you even live there! If so, we're sure you've got a few things to say about it too.
Our shirt is as comfortable as your favorite worn-out recliner. It's made from 100% soft cotton that wouldn't dare chafe against your delicate skin despite any real or psychological discomfort the state inflicts. Or hell, maybe you love Utah and this shirt is an ironic beacon of your pride. Either way, it's great at handling spilled beer and cheese puff dust, and the print stays crisp after endless washes.
So go out there and wear that uncomfortably smiling emoji with pride. Or not. It's your life. And your shirt.
