Our "I 😬 Texas" T-shirt is here to express what we all feel about the Lone Star State – it's got a few gritted teeth moments. Not to rag on Texas, but let's be real, it's like a tune you can't get out of your head. One minute, earthquakes from all the fracking, the next minute, a snowstorm that turns the whole place into a damn ice fortress. Throw in some good ol' fashioned, overbearing Texas pride and yep, it can make you grit your teeth just a tad.
But hey, whether you're a native Texan gritting through another 110-degree day and praying your A/C holds up, or a clumsy Northerner trying to survive Texas's unique brand of bull riding and barbecue, our shirt is the perfect way to wink at the madness. Or maybe you're just a road trip casualty that's still recovering from that 10-hour drive across an endless sea of nothing (seriously, how is there so much NOTHING in one state?).
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, our shirt will keep you comfortable even in the sweltering desert heat of Texas. Plus, they're printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks so you can share your sweltering Texas pride (or bewildered incredulity) for years to come. So go ahead, get the T-shirt – like we said, we get the money either way.
