"I Grimace About Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Grimace About Texas" Long Sleeve Shirt
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So, the running joke is that we have two seasons in Texas: hot, and surface-of-the-sun hot. And if you’re one of the brave, bizarre folks that actually reside in that Lone Star furnace of a state, then you’ll understand the “I 😬 Texas” thing. It doesn't mean you don't adore your home state; it just means you're real enough to admit that sometimes Texas makes you want to grit your teeth so hard they practically form diamonds. Or maybe you're one of those people who find themselves grinding their molars because they ended up in some deep-fried, cowboy-boots-sporting situation in Texas they'd rather not repeat. Either way, this shirt's for you.
Don't worry, we've made it from an ultra-soft fabric blend that keeps you comfy - whether you're kicking it in a Texas icehouse, standing within spitting distance of a Longhorn, or hiding in the AC because it's a billion degrees out. Seriously, even the sun needs sunscreen in Texas. Our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are all 100% soft, breathable cotton, meaning you'll feel as cool as a cucumber even when Texas is being Texan. Plus, with our top-notch, tough-as-a-Texan inks, this design ain’t gonna fade no matter how many times you get tossed in the washer after a long, sweaty day in the Texas heat. So go ahead, wear your state’s pride, heat, and teeth-gritting scenarios on your chest. Yeehaw, y’all.