If you've ever muttered a "yikes" at the mention of Tennessee, this tee was literally made for you. Here at "SmartAss Clothing," we pride ourselves in facilitating the fine art of showing off your true feelings about U.S States in a way that's as subtle as a punch to the gut. So, put on your 😬 face and let's get to it, folks!
Listen, there's no denying Tennessee gave us Jack Daniel's, Country Music, and the Great Smoky Mountains but let's be fair, we didn't ask for the weird speed traps. What we're really saying is, it's a love-hate relationship with this state. The graphics on the clothes basically express this exact sentiment. The picture is worth a thousand "grin and bear it" faces.
Crafted with 100% primo cotton, our shirts, hoodies, sweaters, and long sleeves will make you look cool, even if you secretly wish you were wearing something that shows you're fanatical about Florida or New York. The fabric is soft as a southern drawl, breathable as pure country air, but able to stand a trampling as tough as Nashville's constant foot traffic. In full color, with lasting inks, this design is a promise of stylish truth-telling, regardless of how awkward it gets. So, go ahead and show your 'true colors,' get your Tennessee emoji apparel today!
P.S: If purchasing for a friend from Tennessee, please ensure they have a well-rounded sense of humor, or just don't tag us in the fallout on Instagram. We're just the messengers here.
