So, Rhode Island huh? Get ready, folks--this ain't your grammy's 'I ❤ NY' sorta gimmick. No, no. This is "I 😬 Rhode Island!" This is the visual representation of your reaction when someone genuinely asks if you had fun during your weekend trip to Pawtucket. It's like wearing your "please ask me about my stint in Rhode Island" badge. Why? Because everybody loves a good train wreck story. And let's be honest, it’s amusing to make light of the fact that the only highlight of Rhode Island is its obscure claim-to-fame as the smallest state (and even that's a letdown).
So, whether you're a local who’s in on the joke or a bamboozled tourist who got tricked into thinking Rhode Island is just as exciting as its extravagant New England cousins, this is for you. But hey, no judgment here. We’re just a bunch of smug designers making t-shirts and laughing at Rhode Island. We reckon the fun's on us.
Now, about these sarcasm-infused textiles: these babies are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. You'll feel as svelte as a 26.8 square mile state! The merry mischief of our artistry is printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks. So, it's made to last, even if Rhode Island's thrill factor doesn’t. Wear it on a t-shirt, long-sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, and rest easy -- your fashion statement will be as intriguing as the mystifying allure of the Ocean State. Or not. 🤷 But again, we're just here for the capitalistic transaction; the amusement is all yours. 🍻
