The "I 😬 Oregon" Tee. The perfect shirt for those who live in Oregon, or those who fled to evade the disorienting antics of Portland, the constant rain in the Willamette Valley, the relentless hipsters, or maybe even Bigfoot. This Tee captures the dread on your face as you check the weather forecast and see that, yes, it’s going to rain… AGAIN. Or when artisanal, handcrafted, vegan cheese is the only cheddar available at the grocery store.
Or perhaps you live in Oregon and wear this shirt in a classic, self-deprecating Oregonian fashion, acknowledging that we, the residents of this great, environmentally-conscious state, do indeed grind the gears of the rest of America with our obsession over organic, locally-sourced everything and our refusal to pump our own gas.
Whichever side you're on, show what you really feel about this bizarre, beautiful, and slightly pretentious state with this Tee. It’s made from eco-friendly materials because, Oregon - obviously. The fabric is unbelievably soft, breathable for those anxiety-sweat moments when you can't find a recycled bin for your kombucha bottle. And, it's durable enough to withstand even the wildest Pacific Northwest storms or Bigfoot encounters, whichever comes first. The print is just as steadfast and bright as your unwavering opinion on Oregon. Buy it, wear it, love it, or hate it - it’s all just another day in the Beaver
