You know that moment when you’re out hiking the Oregon Trail, and you suddenly start second-guessing your life decisions? Like, why did you leave the comfort of your couch for this ice-cold wilderness? (/sarcasm) That's why we designed the "I 😬 Oregon" clothing line. To reflect that love-hate relationship that can only be summed up by a 😬 emoji. Because let’s face it, living in Oregon requires a certain resilience, a thick skin, or at a minimum, a very warm jacket. If you can handle the unpredictable weather and the hipster coffee shops at every corner, well, you're tougher than you look.
This shirt is an enduring tribute to your survival skills and your undying loyalty to your state, regardless of the frostbite and snow blindness... Oh, too soon? Too far? Alright... Let’s proceed then.
Our clothing line is made of 100% premium cotton – perfect for trapping your body heat and keeping you cozy when you’re regretting moving to a state that switches seasons faster than Oregonians change their craft beers. The inks we use for printing are as long-lasting and hardy as your resolve to convince yourself that the whole snowy wilderness thing is worth it.
So, whether you choose to wear your "I 😬 Oregon" hoodie on your next ill-advised hiking adventure, or to show it off in one of those hipster coffee shops, go ahead. It's a conversation starter, a handy survival kit (not really), and a slightly sarcastic ode to your home state. Just remember, we're not responsible for any judging looks or coffee shop boycotts.
On the bright side, at the very least you'll be comfortable, regardless of your sartorial choices. Don't say we didn't warn you.
