Ah, North Dakota, land of... well, not much really. Unless you count frigid winters, endless flatlands and a population density that makes the Gobi Desert look like Times Square. There's a reason the 'nervous face' emoji tops the chart when people think of this state, and it usually has something to do with the imminent threat of frostbite or another tractor-barn conversation with Earl. But hey, if you're from North Dakota, you've probably developed a warped kind of pride in your state's absolute... uniqueness. And why not wear that pride on your sleeve... or chest, or whatever.
We see it this way - if you can stand living in North Dakota, everything else in life is gravy. So why not put it on a shirt, right? Shrug off haters, impress your friends or just remind yourself you're tougher than the rest with our little expression of homeland 'love': a shirt that says "I 😬 North Dakota".
Our threads bring together the best of both words: a soft, comfortable feel that lets you withstand sub-zero North Dakota weather, and quality printing that’ll survive countless laundry cycles - just think of it as another test of endurance. Whether you're braving the cold or just throwing something on for that barn dance, this shirt screams "I survived North Dakota" - which is basically like saying you're a real-life superhero. This quality garment is made to resist the permafrost - it’s warm but breathable, just like your North Dakotan spirit.
Just remember, it's only those who've actually survived North Dakota that'll understand. So if they give you a nod of respect when you wear this, you're part of an elite club. If they run away screaming - well, you probably don't need those people in your life anyway.
So go on then, tell the world: you 😬 North Dakota. Now, that's a story worth sharing, isn't it?
