Title: "I 😬 New York" Tee
Introduction: Is it love or loathe? Only you can truly tell. Just like when you're five deep at a dive bar in the East Village at 2AM, the "I 😬 New York" tee can mean whatever you want. Our shirt is perfect for anyone who's gone through the heaven and hell that is the Big Apple. Maybe you're a finance bro who secretly hates your job but loves the Seamless options of midtown. Or perhaps you're someone who enjoys the thrill of dodging tourists in Times Square or the joy of a lukewarm hot dog from a questionable street vendor. Either way, this shirt is for you.
This premium tee boasts a deluxe casual wear combo: 100% soft, breathable cotton and a saucy 😬 emoji that speaks directly to your Big Apple soul. We know, like the MTA, it’s a complete mess, yet somehow it works.
Our eco-friendly, durable dyes ensure that the colorful, signature 😬 won’t fade, no matter how many times you spill street cart Halal food on it. As foul and fickle as NYC weather, this shirt has got you covered, rocking the same unexpected mix of dread and love that only New York can give you. Wear it as a badge of honor, or a warning label - your call. After all, it's your shirt and your city. Live it up, or at least try to
