So you like New Mexico, huh? Bought into all those dreamy, artsy Santa Fe vibes, scintillating sunsets and open highway adventures like in a Del Taco commercial? Well, you've clearly never spent July there, otherwise you'd be grimacing like our emoji friend here. 😬 Sure, famous artists and writers might love New Mexico’s spiritual allure, but even they'd admit its summer heat can be a ball-busting ordeal.
This emoji shirt/sweater/hoodie perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being in New Mexico in the middle of July, when it's so hot your brain starts to sizzle like a breakfast burrito on a fryer. So, if you’ve grown attached to your sweat glands working overtime, this shirt is the fashion equivalent of a scorching day in the deserts of New Mexico.
And before you start panicking that wearing this will make you feel as uncomfortable as a green chili on the grill, remember our attire is made of top-notch, 100% soft, breathable cotton. It gives you that feather-like feeling, like you're not wearing much of anything, except without the potential legal repercussions. Along with that, we use high-quality, fade-resistant inks that can withstand your mom's heavy-duty, 'sanitizing' washing machine cycles.
So, buy this! Flaunt your overheated love for New Mexico, reminisce about hot memories, or just confuse the hell out of people as you walk past. Who knows, you might just end up starting a conversation with a fellow New Mexico sufferer, once they're done laughing at your expense, that is.
